Are you tired of being a fully functional, slightly dead inside adult?

Do you suffer from:

✴️ waiting for the weekend to feel like yourself

✴️ performing “normal” while something in you goes… this cannot be the point

✴️ saying “happy Monday” without consent

Then you might benefit from:

Even microdoses may result in:

✴️ reduced tolerance for unnecessary nonsense

✴️ approximately 68% softening of self-blame

✴️ a mildly alarming increase in self-trust

Results may vary. Especially if you were doing a very good job pretending everything made sense.